Welcome To Our Church

Be honest... after a greeting like this you'd never want to visit another church.

Wendy

Do you recognise this girl? Her name's Wendy. If you don't know her, where have you been for the last 56 years?

Batman vs Catwoman

Here's the aftermath of a fight between Batman and Catwoman. Does anyone really think that Batman could win? He's not even in her league.

Warrior in the Forest

"Do you think you can handle me? I've already killed twelve men today".

Udo Kier

The late, great Udo Kier.

Girl on Park Bench

I've drawn a lot of pictures of girls on park benches. It's strange that I never posted them. I drew this picture last week. I hope you like it.

Fighting Evil

A woman using the mystic arts to battle the forces of evil.

Church Stutter

"I could hardly understand the sermon. The priest was stuttering too much. Maybe we shouldn't sit in the front row next week".

Burning Church

"That was my favourite church. Where can I go tomorrow?"

A Warrior at the End of Time

"Am I the last person alive on this planet?"

Chinese Army

Today everyone is scared of China. If they sent soldiers like this I'd surrender straight away. Whatever weapons they're using.

Godzilla

This is a lot better than my last Godzilla picture.

Girl Playing

Just wait till her parents get home and see the mess she's made in the living room!

A Red Church

A red brick church. This one isn't on a hill.

Catwoman

Who likes Catwoman?

Ice Church

"If I'd known it was so cold, I would have put on warm clothes for church".

The Three Fates

Lachesis, Clothos and Atropos look down on the Earth from Mount Olympus.

The Apple

"Just one bite. Eating an apple never hurt anyone".

Praying in the Field

"I don't need a church. I can pray wherever I am".

Acid Church

"That's strange. After eating the mushrooms the church looks so different".

Magic Mushrooms

"My Dad says I shouldn't eat the mushrooms, but they taste so good".

A Warrior

A warrior, praying for strength in battle. This is one of my best pictures.

Goth Girls

Two beautiful girls, but I've never seen them in church.

Hunter B-15

"This church stays shut for no woman!"

Church on a Hill

"Why does the church have to be two hours away from my village?"

A Lost Village

A lost village. The remains of a battle between humans and dragons? Maybe.

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

The Castle Guards

"The castle is yours if you can get past us".

Cabin in the Woods

Simple. Minimalist. Good.

God is hiding under my bed

As you probably know, AI artwork is created by using prompts to describe the style and content of a picture. Sometimes I don't do this. Instead of a description I use the title of a song as the prompt. The result is random, but sometimes attractive. For this picture I used the prompt "God is hiding under my bed", the title of a song by Santa Hates You. The result is extraordinary, something I could never have created deliberately.

Barbie

Do you like to play with dolls?

Timothy Leary

"Timothy Leary is dead" – "No, no, no, he's outside looking in".

Who can identify that quote without googling?

An Old Castle

An old castle, partially ruined with age.

Gladiator and Christians

"Stop wasting my time. I have to kill another 300 Christians today".

Girls First Day In Church

"I never knew church could be such fun. Shall we go again?"

Monks Going To Church

It's Sunday. The monks are going to church. Don't they have a church in their own monastery?

Girl With Sheep

Yesterday I posted pictures of monks tending sheep. Women can do it as well.

Monks as Shepherds

There's something I like about monks looking after sheep. I can't explain it. I just like the imagery.

Initially I only intended to post one picture, but I'll add another two.